I bought a gnu.
'Well, what a to do!' said my mother, who stood there and stared at it.
'What's it to you if I buy a gnu? It's me, and not you, who's cared for it.'
'Very rum thing,' said my dad with grin. 'A gnu's not a beast to take lightly.'
But there's lots you can do if you've got a gnu, and I clung to him ever more tightly
My childhood friends flew when they saw my gnu and me coming to pay them a call.
'It's not that we care, per se. Just can't be there today.' That was their stance, one and all.
There's quite a nice view from atop a gnu, and they move at remarkable speed.
So I bought a gnu, and now that's what I do. What more in life could I need?
Have a great weekend one and all!